Watt’s on his mind?

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Well I just happened to tell that Mr.Mills about my “Lost Factories” dream, and he has the temerity to try and turn it into a reality. He does a chalk drawing of MY head on the floor and fills it with all of the things that were in MY dream:head drawing with bitsHe then (rather crudely I must say), bends bits of steel rod into the shape of my head, before shaping (very crudely) and welding (very crudely) steel sheets on to it. Idiot. I wish I had as much spare time to idly waste.

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It’s at this point I start to worry. He makes my glasses and I can begin to see what he’s getting at:

glasses on A ridiculous moustache,moustache onis followed by what he imagines is nose hair. I have no idea where THAT inspiration came from:

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THEN, he puts a fairy in my hair. What is this man on?

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And as if sticking the whole lot onto a set of wheels wasn’t rubbing enough salt into the wounds,

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he puts a crab about to go down my collar:

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Well you can kindly just skedaddle Mr.Mills – I shan’t be telling YOU any more of my dreams.

Coming soon(er or later), the new bustblocker:

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Outreach outrage…

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Here’s a picture of me having an argument with Mrs Witch, whilst those pesky kids from Mile Oak school up the road write lots of stories about things going wrong for me. Mrs Witch tells me it’s good for their education but I think it’s a downright liberty.

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Meanwhile, that annoying little fairy and smelly water rat appear to be finding it all a bit of a giggle:

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That thorn in my backside Jon Mills, sowed the seeds of disrespect in the first place –

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…and now I’m left having to pick up the pieces.

Still, I’m getting on very well with the Iron Man and his banana straightening machine – we have spent many evenings discussing the benefits of hydraulics over hammers, and as for that Wizard and Rabbit double act – it gets me every time….

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Thanks to Kristin McClement for the photos!

60 kids in the shed!! The one by the pink pylon!

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Mr Watt welcomed 60 children from Hertford Infants to his shed… well, when I say welcomed, I should say his back was turned.

The shed by the pink pylon - you know the one

The shed by the pink pylon – you know the one

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Lots of metal bits bent and bashed and welded

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Reading and sketching (and eating of apples) out in the yard:

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And waving good-bye before Mr Watt realises what on earth is going on!

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And then off to see the Ghost Train:

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All done! Phew!

 

See The school trip blog on:

https://kingfisherclassblog.wordpress.com/2015/03/10/school-trip-photos-jon-mills-studio-train-and-station/