Monthly Archives: July 2015

Outreach outrage…


Here’s a picture of me having an argument with Mrs Witch, whilst those pesky kids from Mile Oak school up the road write lots of stories about things going wrong for me. Mrs Witch tells me it’s good for their education but I think it’s a downright liberty.


Meanwhile, that annoying little fairy and smelly water rat appear to be finding it all a bit of a giggle:


That thorn in my backside Jon Mills, sowed the seeds of disrespect in the first place –


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…and now I’m left having to pick up the pieces.

Still, I’m getting on very well with the Iron Man and his banana straightening machine – we have spent many evenings discussing the benefits of hydraulics over hammers, and as for that Wizard and Rabbit double act – it gets me every time….

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Thanks to Kristin McClement for the photos!

No! No! No! Not a rosette! How absurd!


Mr Mills in his cranky 3-wheeler getting a prize for it! What is wrong with the world?


Not only that, he has actually written MY name on the side of it!!

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Oh! The shame…. Keep it well away from my shed Mr Mills, or you’ll be down to two wheels…